Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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