I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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