There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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