Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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