Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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