I think im going to throw up on grandma
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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