she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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