How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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