hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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