Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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