You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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