covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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