Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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