real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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