I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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