these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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