the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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