People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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