VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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