Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize