Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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