So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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