your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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