First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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