And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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