How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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