so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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