We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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