I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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