Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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