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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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