I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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