I'm jealous of your bromance
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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