y did u give ur computer a hand job?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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