i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
this boner is exhausting
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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