her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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