i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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