I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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