just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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