we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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