I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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