I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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