I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I cockslap morals
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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