Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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