i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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