OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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