Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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