you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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