every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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