Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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